Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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