No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
