gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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