Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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