Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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