I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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