its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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