Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?