when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
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