Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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