If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
My penis needs a shock collar
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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