He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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