what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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