Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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