is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Well I just put wine in my tea
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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