This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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