Its about making memories worth repressing
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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