I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
he's single and there are thong briefs.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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