Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Your dad touched me again.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
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he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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