question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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