Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.