he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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