your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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