Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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