How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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