just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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