idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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