these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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