On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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