btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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