I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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