Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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