Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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