i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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