Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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