Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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