Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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