I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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