i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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