I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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