Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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