sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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