Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
