Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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