He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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