i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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