I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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