i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
FUCK WHALES
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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