I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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