Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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