I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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