Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine